Preternatural's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Street Fighter:TUS Part 2]

Huh. I see things like this every hour.

What's the frame rate? 12? 18? Hmmm... That's not enough. If you want to impress me, it'll take much more than that. Also, I don't see why you made a series out of the Street Fighter games, there isn't much to do with it in the first place.

[NG Tank Action Figure]

$19,99 isn't enough.

I'd hit it!

I want a real posable NG tank. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! WE WANT NG PLASTIC FIGURINES!!! Kthx.

Even Jesus likes the idea.

[Xombie: Chapter 6]

Oh my God, I did NOT just see that.

This series is too good to be true. Where's your "Make-A-Godly-Cartoon" machine? How come I didn't see it on your desk? Of course, I'm just kidding.

There are no words to describe how much I admire you and your works. This review's 10's are justified.

[Village Evil [Trailer]]

*whistle* This is great!

From what I've seen, this is something I'm looking forward too. Very nice use of vector art and perspective. Best submission I've seen today. Buuuuut... since it's a very short trailer:

9/10 - Two thumbs up!

[Zelda, Master of Hyrule 2]

Needs more effort and is overrated.

GOD using sprites is not THAT hard!! What's wrong with all of you?! Utter piece of crap, as usual. Don't take it personally, it happens to most sprite movies and authors.

I can give you an honest tip, though: Don't submit your early works. Work on your skills until you're confident enough to get a 3/5. This movie is overrated; I'd give it a 0.9/5. Don't worry, I know what I'm talking about.

Moldorma responds:

That's funny you say that, because this is pretty close to having a 3/5.

[Link Strikes Back 3]

You're dishonoring sprites, damnit.

You made it suck on purpose, it was so obvious. From a truly objective point of view, everything about it sucked, everything. Not even worth a 0.5/5
Animating is serious business.

roehrboc responds:

If its serios, maybe you should ahve given me some serious advice. Its fine that you think its bad, but it would be nice if you gave me some advice to make it better.

[Mega Man VS. Jiggly Puff]

I disagree.

Utter shit, that was. Needs at least 24 FPS, better animation, better use of sprites, better concept, better vector graphics and list goes on. Kthx.

[MONKAY #3 "The Killer"]

It's the same shit recycled 50 times.

"You gave this entry a 1, lowering its score from 3.2956 to 3.2479!
If this movie is blammed you will get a BLAM point!"

Lacks originality, creativity and other stuff I shouldn't say for you own good. C'mon, you can't name a monkey, no, a NINJA MONKEY, Luigi; you just can't.

ZIM106 responds:

He isn't exactly a ninja, but that was pretty much the only name i could come up with, and it sounds cool to me!

[Work it With Wario]

I watched it all and...

I don't care where you got those sprites, whether you made them or not. The fact is... this is as boring, if not even more, than Randy's Mack Daddy Mario. Create symbols, copy/paste frames, forget all about originality, and there you are.

[Mortal Kombat Cheerio old]

Ugh, is this your best?

AGH. Never do that again. Don't make a second part. In fact, you can just drag all your sprite sheets over the lil' recycle bin on your desktop.

"Cheerios"? It was almost funny when those 2-3 boxes showed up, but then I came to my senses and remembered how bad this movie sucked. 4 words: better, animation, plot, sound.