Preternatural's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Making Flash History]

Biased until the very end.

You got it all wrong man. Way wrong. You obviously haven't taken in consideration some facts when you released this biased top 20 movie.

1)You left behind most of the ones that needed the most work.
2)You included some games in that top 20.
3)You threw in some of the latest releases. As if NO ONE would notice that you are indeed, a newbie.
4)Humor over quality? (-knox-, Decline of Video Gaming, etc.)
5)Graphics over feelings? (
6)Krinkels has two nominations? Biased.
7)True, sprite movies deserve attention, but only when they necessitate more than a full night of work. (referring to 8-bit theater)
8)A tutorial!?!? If you put that in there, it must've been for a really, really good reason, otherwise... it's not even a movie.

Fallen Angel: no1. On a further note, Moonlight kicks major ass. At least top 5 for that one, pal. You also missed that other screwed up Final Fantasy flash.. what's it called again?

No, it's not a matter of taste: it's a matter or worth.

scubakidd responds:

very fair points but I did not put two Madness things in cas i was biased, i just wanted to highlight how they have improved. Just like bunnykill. Ur right bout moonlight though there are just too many great flashes! lol cheers for da comment

[Valentine's Day Special]

Give me a "P", a "W", a "N"...

To everyone who wrote "I don't understand why people give you high scores for this ****":
Nobody wants to hear what some 14 years-old kid has to say, especially if he has a level 9 or less account with less than 500 blam/save account. You don't even know flash, you don't know anything, so shut the hell up. I have one question though: if you don't find this funny, then what IS!? Violence can be funny too, and it's not because this movie isn't a Salad Fingers that it sucks.

Enough ranting. You rule. Blood, violence, creepy acts of.. you know. You even made the organs look somewhat real, woo. Definitively funnier than 19/20 of all submissions sent to Newgrounds each day. (I didn't make a study, but I sound more credible this way)

8/10 - One thumb up!

[3 in 1 Spriting Tutorial!]

Nope.

This is no spriting tutorial you dolt. Spriting is when you actually MAKE the sprite, you know?

["To the woman I love"]

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How sweet...

[DailyToon12102004]

I'm running out of one-line summaries.

You just threw up together samples of some past daily toons.
The score I gave you, in binary: 0
I'm really begin to tire of filtering all this crap that is daily toon by each passing day.

[DailyToon12092004]

Answering back yesterday's witty comment.

Yesterday, my finger slipped and accidentaly gave you a 2. It's not called pure genious, it is called a fucking big mistake. (giving you a 2, hmfffph)

There was only one movie worth watching today. I'm guessing you know whose I'm talking about, the rest was total crap as usual. I would be giving that spoof a 2/5, but it unfortunately got tainted by Daily Toon's dirty hands. Your overall has just went up 2 points though.

2/10 - One thumb down. That's a premiere.

[TTA Episode 024]

The franchise hasn't changed one bit.

I see you're not done playing with "average" edited sprites. Potent animation, but could be better, at the expense at the number of episodes submitted, of course. I wouldn't be against new buttons, new mugshots and edited sound effects. (particularly that damn sword slashing sound effect. please tone it down a bit)

I don't see any (or very few) vector art graphics. Bad point, in some situations.
7/10 - One thumb up.

[DailyToon12082004]

Horrible, as usual(!?)

Maybe he is review banned, but it obviously paid off, look at your pityful 1.68/5!! I hope this keeps up, and eventually every Daily Toon will be blammed while being judged.

Awesome (NOT) graphics, better yet sound (NOT), I would like to see more!! (NOT)

0/10 - Two thumbs down.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

0/10, and the Overall rating is 2. Pure genious.

[Zelda Short: Ganandorf]

DailyToons just got PWNED.

Graphics: Amazing character desing and backgrounds.
Humor: Doubtful?

Don't get me wrong, it was great.
9/10 - Two thumbs up!!

[Mario Reloaded Part 2]

They're pimps!! For crying out loud!

What "exactly" is the plot? To find out who's the biggest pimp between Mario and Wario? In any case..
7/10 - One thumb up.

rfaile313 responds:

umm... thanks?