Preternatural's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Apocalypse]

Oooo it's finished.

Oh, I've seen this somewhere on the BBS before. It was you...

List of crappy things that you know are crappy:
1. The fire.
2. White text on completely black background.
3. A symphony of Beethoven in the most violent parts?

S-M-films responds:

I thought the white text on completly black background was kool to me but W/e its your opinion. The symphony of beethoven was to make it seem calm however sad and violent lol :)

[Bad Guys Go To Hell]

Sadly fun. However...

It's good, but not THAT good, and you know this is true. However... you do bring up some good points. However... the movie is somewhat lacking in humor.

ChrisNosal responds:

How good is "that" good? Now there's a mind-boggler.

Thanks.

[All NG Fads Die!!! 4!!!]

There's no smiley that could express my emotion.

Wow cool, you ignored my submission. I was waiting for this day for like a month and a half and I'm not even in there. There were like 3-4 short movies in the e-mail I sent you, but I suppose you didn't like any? You made me sad today, good sir.

In other news, I did expect a bit more action; there were looong scenes that I wish were shorter. And obviously, Topz is THE big star, no mistake about that. There were scenes that were kind of ... awkward, like the one with the nazi reference; then there's pikachu killing about all NG's fads (fanatics + 0 = >:( ).

I'm out of comments. Next time I'll look for a smaller group, maybe 3-4 people only. No hard feelings.

MACception responds:

Cool man...sorry you couldn't make the cut this time around...maybe next time. Glad you liked the final though, we did what we could.

-LP
www.LogoPresents.com/AFD

[Mr. Artist Mr. Artist Mr.]

Stop bashing your favorite bishonen :(

All this is so absolutely anti-climactic; it's almost as funny as mr_artist's face.

joeneato responds:

Man I am so happy that people get that.
Anti-climax is a tragically ignored art form.

[Console Fallacies]

Philosophia on NG? Impossible! Preposterous!

Oh my God! So many sophism. I think you've had too much Philosophy, but it's ok, it's what makes it great (that.. and very good animation). We almost never get to see intelligent content on Newgrounds, so it was shocking at first.; I was like "Hey, I know what the hell is going on. College rules."

I hope to see more from you.

- NA

Lithe-Fider responds:

Yes indeed X3 the Speech Class I did it for laughed a lot, I was pleased. ^o^

[Daily2oon10042005]

Mmph.

So it's going to end soon... well, I can't say I'm happy about it, and the next statement is probably going to confuse you.

I do usually hate watching Daily toons, because most of the time, it's just an epileptic inducing background with some quickly drawn character on top, but from an objective point of view, I must say I enjoyed a few ones in the past, such as the emo parodies on Linkin Park music.

I've read your last response. You said that I had made tutorials on how to make sprite movies, while it was clearly trying to teach about spriting. Draw my own "damn" movies? If I draw my own sprites from scratch based on my own drawings, does that count? Also, I don't remember having insulted you, so don't.

I'm tired of writing to Daily Toons, so I'm glad this is soon going to be over. Please don't reply.

No hard feelings,
- NA

TheStarSyndicate responds:

because, of course, calling me a talentless hack isn't insulting.

And please. The shittiest drawings in the world look better pixelated.

[Newgrounds For Idiots]

Preloaders for idiots!!!

You seem to miss the whole point of the preloader thing. A white bar on a white background isn't what I call entertaining, nor useful.

Other than that, I had a hard time trying to decipher what the hell anyone was talking about-- and no, it had nothing to do with my volume.

Graphically horrible and unfunny. The two main things that make a movie ... a movie (well, okay. an ENTERTAINING movie).

Cowman109 responds:

You, my friend, don't have flash 8. If you had it, you would actually be able to see it. The link is up above. Though thank you for your honest review.

[MMZ-OmegaXFight (Redone)]

Failure sensors: off

Hmmm. You DO have potential I guess, but what's with the crappy, easy ending? I mean, Zero whips out his little pistol and kills Copy X.

A fan of ParagonX9, I presume? There are tons of other artists waiting for their work to be used, I bet.

A bit faster, a bit flashier, a bit more "extreme" so to speak, and you could do great things, I suppose...

SoulOfDarkness responds:

Ok, i'll try, the remaking of the second part is allredy started.

[Bounty Hunter Zero Part 2]

Buggy little movie you got there.

Pros:
Zero recolor (there was some "extra" effort, as I can see)
Free protection point

Cons:
Eye-searing colors (the bar)
Sub-pixelisation
Sprite re-sizing
Speech bubbles
Zero recolor (well, it's a recolor)
Slow
[...]

PhotonWaveZero responds:

(1)I put the speech bubbles in the movie so the viewer could see the text because I see alot of movies where you can't see the text.(2)The blurry sprites are do to the re-colar of Zero I had found on the internet.(3)I think that some of you guys ike to blam movies no apparrent reason or you like blam movies because I'm 13.Well,thanks for the review

[Actually it's called]

Hey... I want to see more.

Cool, cool. This is actually something that can make me say something like: "Hey, that was great. I want to see more of that. Does that guy have a website or something?"

The best thing about this movie:
We could easily read emotions on the characters' faces.

HAM-Mosessess responds:

cool