Preternatural's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Trashed and Scattered]

Half-decent, as usual. Not.

Do I need to suggest this submission to the "gay and stupid crap" collection? Nah, it doesn't exist, but sometimes I wish it did. From an objective point of view, everything sucks. I guess you should work on that, but you won't; there's no point in lecturing you.

Thug, what the hell? I thought you hated that kind of shit?

[FinalFantasy:NewGrounds]

^.^ = Surprised

Neat. Finally something totally original around here. I liked it, a lot.

Make Piconjo the next main villain.

[The RobotWars Episode III]

*Sigh* Nice try.

Not "pretty good".
Don't "keep up the good work".
It was worth a 2/5, at most. Don't get me wrong, I love sprites, but I know that what I just saw there was a crappy piece of animation. Actions weren't coordinated properly and you switched between Zero's 16-bit and 32-bit sprites. Furthermore, very unoriginal. I especially loved how the plot was totally incoherent.

RicPendragon responds:

if it was'nt for the fact A director told me to treat all my review to a responce, I would ignore your statment

[SS Time Trials 8]

The fun never stops.

Keep that shit on the BBS, where it belongs.
I read some of reviews, here's something that shocked me: "Keep up the great work!" Where the hell is this "great work"? Menu + 5 random pieces of shit thrown altogether within 10 minutes = 3.01

[Luigi's Mansion Attack]

Front page material?

I am amazed by your originality. Few sprite movie authors dare to use perspective and edited sprites. Your menu rocked.

-NA
9/10 - Two thumbs up!!

DanyLaporte responds:

Thx alot!!! =D!! But im kind of really sad from now...the score is pretty low..but heh...thx alot for this review!!

[Mario's Mishaps]

You fail.

The original one was a fucking fraud, what makes you think you can make it any better? "All animation, no worth", as I say. Sprite movies are one thing, but making them look original is ANOTHER.

[Paradise Lost]

I want to see the full version?

"I would like to place a bet on Paradise Lost for daily feature, please."
Oh, above average animation skills. I wasn't expecting to see this today. You just made my day! This trailer, unlike many others, actually tempted me.

9/10 - Two thumbs up!

[L1F3 Shorts ep.15]

Hey, it's crap.

Just for that, I won't even bother watching your other submissions.

DrDeath2k3 responds:

...ok!

Thanks for the negative review without pointing out why you think it's crap!

[story of a loser]

ASDF! Awesome.

When I was watching, I was thinking: "That guy must have used a tablet. Yup." I'm still not sure.

I understood the message only too well; 17, not drinking/smoking, interested in drawing and animation and not in music or that kind of stuff... Others think I'm weird and should "act my age". I feel like being alone in a fucking desert.