Preternatural's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Legend Of Zelda Part 1]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwh... LOOONG.

1) Don't use such an obvious, over-used and unoriginal font + red on black.
2) Get rid of that little movie opening thingy. Takes too long. People want to get in the action fast. At least add a Skip button. I've seen this thing 3 times already, and each time I watched I felt like smashing my head against the white brick wall.

[Day in the Life of eBaum]

What a sell-out.

10 in humor. I'm not kidding.

eBaum sure looks like a big joke now. I never used to go to his site, and never will; looks like your objective has been met.

[Mr. Artist Mr. Artist Mr.]

Stop bashing your favorite bishonen :(

All this is so absolutely anti-climactic; it's almost as funny as mr_artist's face.

joeneato responds:

Man I am so happy that people get that.
Anti-climax is a tragically ignored art form.

[Console Fallacies]

Philosophia on NG? Impossible! Preposterous!

Oh my God! So many sophism. I think you've had too much Philosophy, but it's ok, it's what makes it great (that.. and very good animation). We almost never get to see intelligent content on Newgrounds, so it was shocking at first.; I was like "Hey, I know what the hell is going on. College rules."

I hope to see more from you.

- NA

Lithe-Fider responds:

Yes indeed X3 the Speech Class I did it for laughed a lot, I was pleased. ^o^

[Wlf needs food badly]

So true, so true.

Funny stuff for all RPG fans out there! The "noob thief" stereotype... there's no escaping from it; you shall all eventually experience such a negative event at least once in your life.

"I'm going to get that treasure chest now..."
*swoosh*
Lol.

I didn't remember those Deaths were THAT deadly and THAT many when I used to play Gauntlet on the N64...

Fitting art style, fitting animation, fitting voice acting, connotative humor-- what more is there to ask?

[BLACK DRAGON]

This could go in my fav.

I know talent when I see it, and you had it.
Great, bloody work. I love the way you straightened pratically everything and didn't use the line tool at all. Black & White did it for me; simple, yet effective.

P.S.: The file size seemed too small for the actual content, not that I dislike it, of course!

[KAZAHANA: Face To Face]

There goes my sleep.

Sick, twisted, violent, pervert, disturbing storyline.
I hope you're happy, I won't be able to sleep all night after I've seen a woman's head go boom. Yet... it was rather... interesting? (in a "train accident" kind of way, you know; you can't help but watch, even if you don't want to)

[Daily2oon10042005]

Mmph.

So it's going to end soon... well, I can't say I'm happy about it, and the next statement is probably going to confuse you.

I do usually hate watching Daily toons, because most of the time, it's just an epileptic inducing background with some quickly drawn character on top, but from an objective point of view, I must say I enjoyed a few ones in the past, such as the emo parodies on Linkin Park music.

I've read your last response. You said that I had made tutorials on how to make sprite movies, while it was clearly trying to teach about spriting. Draw my own "damn" movies? If I draw my own sprites from scratch based on my own drawings, does that count? Also, I don't remember having insulted you, so don't.

I'm tired of writing to Daily Toons, so I'm glad this is soon going to be over. Please don't reply.

No hard feelings,
- NA

TheStarSyndicate responds:

because, of course, calling me a talentless hack isn't insulting.

And please. The shittiest drawings in the world look better pixelated.

[Newgrounds For Idiots]

Preloaders for idiots!!!

You seem to miss the whole point of the preloader thing. A white bar on a white background isn't what I call entertaining, nor useful.

Other than that, I had a hard time trying to decipher what the hell anyone was talking about-- and no, it had nothing to do with my volume.

Graphically horrible and unfunny. The two main things that make a movie ... a movie (well, okay. an ENTERTAINING movie).

Cowman109 responds:

You, my friend, don't have flash 8. If you had it, you would actually be able to see it. The link is up above. Though thank you for your honest review.

[MMZ-OmegaXFight (Redone)]

Failure sensors: off

Hmmm. You DO have potential I guess, but what's with the crappy, easy ending? I mean, Zero whips out his little pistol and kills Copy X.

A fan of ParagonX9, I presume? There are tons of other artists waiting for their work to be used, I bet.

A bit faster, a bit flashier, a bit more "extreme" so to speak, and you could do great things, I suppose...

SoulOfDarkness responds:

Ok, i'll try, the remaking of the second part is allredy started.